Серый ветер воли.
- Do you speak english?
- Yes
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhasib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast..

@темы: А в дом пришла Шиза

Комментарии
09.03.2010 в 14:23

прикольно, утащила к себе)))
09.03.2010 в 14:33

Серый ветер воли.
09.03.2010 в 14:36

Now I'll sing you the ballad of Optimus Prime. He was the greatest Transformer there were of all time. He was a big rig, a robot, and a really nice guy. He was proof that a hero's more than meets the eye.
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